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Amanda: HOLY SHIT.
Amanda: a leaf just fell off this poinsettia that my mom can't prune until April and FUCKING SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME.
Amanda: It made this shaky kind of clitter clatter noise and I jumped out of my skin! ;_;

Anna: LMAO

Amanda: XD and now my skin is all crawly!

Anna: Lmfao, I'm laughing so hard over this XDDDD

Amanda: I'M GONNA CLATTER A LEAF AT YOU AND SEE HOW YOU FEEL! XD

Anna: MY SKIN MIGHT GET CRAWLY.

Amanda: LIKE WHEN THE RAKE DRAGS HIS NAILS ACROSS THE WINDOW.

Anna: ...god damnit, go fuck yourself right in the ear D:
Anna: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR
Anna: MS. LEAF FEAR

Amanda: SHUT UP I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A LEAF UNTIL AFTER.
Amanda: OH NO, ANNA LOOK. THE RAKE IS BEHIND YOU.
Amanda: HE'S CREEPIN'.

Anna: MY FOOT'S GONNA CREEP UP TO NEW YORK AND IN YOUR ASS D8<

Amanda: WHO KNOWS I MIGHT LIKE IT.
Amanda: http://www.instantrimshot.com/

Anna: ...
Anna: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:<<<<

Amanda: OH NOES, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, MS. PREY-FOR-THE-RAKE?

Anna: I DON'T QUITE KNOW, MS. SLENDERMAN IS WATCHING YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP BUT YOU WON'T SEE HIM BECAUSE HE'S ONLY THERE WHEN YOUR EYES ARE CLOSED EVEN WHEN YOU BLINK.

Amanda: OMG SHUT UUUUUUUUUP.
Amanda: I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW AND NOW I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP OMG SLENDERMAN. ;______________________________________________;

Anna: WHAT, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY RIOTOUS LAUGHTER WITH MY BEST BUD, THE RAKE

Amanda: YOUR BEST BUD, HUH? YOU'LL THINK HE'S YOUR BEST BUD WHEN HE'S BATHING IN YOUR INTESTINES.

Anna: WITH EVERY BLINK OF YOUR EYE, THE SLENDER MAN GETS CLOSER AND CLOSER TO YOU
Anna: YOU WON'T HEAR HIM BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BREATHE.
Anna: THE AIR JUST MOVES AROUND HIM, THAT'S WHY THE LEAF FELL.

Amanda: FUCK YOU I JUST LOOKED OVER MY SHOULDER.
107 pounds (48.6 kg), and still a size "S" lingerie won't fit over my ass.

You know you should be asleep when...

(11:03:46 PM) Mandark: I wanna nom on Jare's face.
(11:03:50 PM) Mandark: Just. run up to him.
(11:03:52 PM) Mandark: and be like
(11:03:57 PM) Mandark: "OM NOM NOM. HOLD STILL."
(11:04:23 PM) Mandark: "NO. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"
(11:04:40 PM) Mandark: "I'M NOMMING YOUR FACE, JARED LETO. YOUR FACE!!!!!!"
(11:05:01 PM) Mandark: oh, god. XD
(11:05:03 PM) Mandark: sleep.
(11:05:20 PM) Mandark: hahaha. XD I'm laughing at every little dumbass thing.



Oh, and the best part?

I didn't end up leaving until now. Which is 11:46. XD

laundry fail.

I literally have no socks left, and no quarters to do laundry.




fuck.

Oct. 9th, 2008

So I'm doing my homework while talking to snapeophilia

poeissoinsane= snapeophilia
bertslost= me

(10/9/2008 12:04:03 AM) bertslost: how do I lose a pen that was in my hand two seconds ago? o.o
(12:04:14 AM) poeissoinsane: o.o I dunno. didja drop it?
(12:04:24 AM) bertslost: it's somewhere in this mess of a bed.
(12:05:49 AM) bertslost: oh my god.
(12:05:53 AM) bertslost: my pen was on my chest.
(12:05:58 AM) poeissoinsane: XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(12:06:01 AM) poeissoinsane: THAT IS A FAIL.
(12:06:03 AM) poeissoinsane: XD
(12:06:07 AM) poeissoinsane: PUT IT IN OHFAIL.




That's when you know it's time for bed x_________x

IM!Fail

My first post here! On account of my friend, Cam, who thought she was talking to me, about an Eddie Izzard video I showed her. xD She got the windows backward.

Her: same here but gaaah its alot of work

Her:
Dude. I have so much technojoy. XDDDD
 

I DO THE SAME AS HE SAYS LOL
herfriend:  technojoy?
Her:
I open up the box and toss the instructions out the window. XD
MISSLES ON HIS HEAD
friend:
LOL!!! WTF!!
Her
OMG LOL CANNOT ACCESS PRINTER.
.......IT'S HERE.

Friend
...... are you high?
 

rebelbutane
............oops
Completely the wrong window.
XD I'm watching this..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk&playnext=2&playnext_from=QL

My bad, man. <3

 

 

 

'......are you high?' xDDD

Moment!Fail

I just discovered this community and realized I must post a conversation between my boyfriend and I ... it fits so well here! :D


We were coming home from my brother's house and it was raining and I ran into the bedroom and was shivering and he looked at me and this conversation ensued -

Him: Take those pants off, now.
Me: And then what? ;)
Him: And then put them in the laundry basket, they're gonna get the carpet muddy.
Me: *Deflate noise* Moment fail much?
L. is one of my [rare] classmatefriends.  Through simple deduction, you should know who I am in this dialogue.


L:
Anyhow, off to bed with me.
L: g'night
Mrs. O: ditto, I should get all... bed-like
Mrs. O: toodles!
L: Haw haw... toodles is a great word.
Mrs. O: It definitely is
Mrs. O: btw, word of the day: devastating
Mrs. O: just sort of like it
L: i like 'filched'.
L: But devilch would be better.
L: devilched.
L: devilchating.
Mrs. O: lol, and the word takes on a whole new meaning!@
L: It's what happens when someone walks into a party with whipped cream from their latte stuck to their nose.
L: "Did you see Sarah last week at the party?" "Oh my, yes.That was just devilchating."
L: Social suicide.
Mrs. O: rofl, you should urban dictionary that shit
L: I'm hip! I'm hip!
Mrs. O: hahahaha
L: and tired.
Mrs. O: omg enough of the word porn XD
Mrs. O: to bed!
L: mmm... porn.
L: But toodles is still better.
Mrs. O: haaaaaah
Mrs. O: g'night ^^
L: TOODLES.
Mrs. O: ROLE REVERSAL WHOA
L: GOD FUCKGO TO BED FUCKING TOODLES GOOD NIGHT.
Mrs. O: YARR
L: ...
L: Pirate?
Mrs. O: infinitely better than a ninja

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